Mistaken Identity Part II
4:50 p.m. 2005-02-01
Mistaken Identity Part III went online to check my email, and to see what all the nerdy people were doing, when I got an IM from the same idiot who sent me the I LOVE YOU email to that coelha imposter, who I shall name: Lisa. He still wanted to converse with me after I explained that I was not the same Coelha he was pursuing. He eventually got scared after I told him that I would find out who is wife was, and he quickly got off line. Today, I got still another e-card birthday greeting from yet another LISA admirer who has chosen a similiar screen name to mine: COELHA. I sent the email back and explained to this person that NO, I'm not Lisa, My name is Julie... Lisa loved you years, ago... (remember that song?) I then suddenly got an IM from this person apologising up and down for the confusion. I gave him a hard time anyway. Please see below for your amusement: (names have been changed to protect the innocent, namely-ME. Coelha: Does LISA's husband know you are sending romantic emails to her?
Midget: my lips are sealed
Coelha: word of advice, its best not to use the internet to communicate with married women-no matter how lonely they seem
Midget: you got it all wrong
Coelha: Oh no, I know about people like you!
Midget: you dont know me how can u say people like me
Coelha: midget..i know the man you are
Midget: sure
Midget: Tell me
Coelha: you are trying so very hard to convince me that i don't
Midget: So i can help myself
Coelha: the question is...why do you want or NEED to convince me?
Coelha: guilt perhaps?
Midget: guilt
Coelha: of wanting to be with a married woman?
Coelha: hmmm
Coelha: well, at least you have a soul
Midget: u are a spunky lady
Coelha: yep, God gave me spunk and intuition
Midget: u have it all wrong as far i am concerned
Coelha: your guilt will go up like flames...(Sheryl Crow) repent now and find a single woman...in the REAL world
Midget: i repent
Coelha: there are plenty of them out there..single women who are emotionally capable of being with a SINGLE man
Midget: i have one thanks
Coelha: does LISA wear wigs?
Coelha: i got an email from a wig company for her
Midget: i dont know her
Coelha: word of advice... if you do meet her, watch out..her hair may fall off!
Midget: hahahahhaha funny
Coelha: she buys wigs..maybe she isn't who she appears to be
Coelha: you haven't met her in person, have you?
Midget: i will ask her
Midget: no i have not
Coelha: have you heard her voice? she may be a man
Midge: i dont even know what she looks like
Midget: could be
Coelha: ha ha! see what I'm saying!
Midget: no i never heard her voice
Coelha: she may be a transexual
Midget: i just talk in chat with her miss
Midget: yeah sure
Coelha: i will let you know if i get any more strange emails
Midget: i will have to check carefully
Coelha: tell her to change her screen name
Midget: i am sorry if i messed up
Coelha: this is too confusing.. i get emails from portuguese chat men almost everyday saying: i love you
Midget: i apologize Julie
Midget: hahahahha
Midget: for her but u get it
Coelha: well, felipe didn't care..he wanted to get to know me last night
Coelha: desperate men out there
Midget: See u are lucky u are loved by strangers
Coelha: strangers maybe angels unawares
Midget: u are a bright gal
Coelha: well, felipe is your competition
Midget: u have it wrong
Coelha: felipe wants LISA
Midget: i am not competing for her
Midget: what makes u say that
Midget: i have a lady
Midget: was he putting the move on u
Coelha: oh yes..he didn't care i was married
Midget: no shame
Coelha: exactly
Midget: i am not like that am i?
Coelha: so, explain your email that you sent me to "your lady"
Coelha: explain the big """MUAH"""" at the end
Coelha: was that a friendly kiss?
Midget: its her birthday and i forgot it
Midget: of course
Coelha: you forgot a birthday of a stranger that you have never seen, nor heard the voice of?
Midget: yeah why
Coelha: what is wrong with this picture?
Coelha: do you remember your lady's birthday?
Midget: u make sense of it
Midget: yes dear
Coelha: i hope so
Coelha: i'm sure Lisa's husband remembered too
Midget: July 10 54
Midget: i am sure he did
Coelha: wow, she is old
Coelha: ha ha ha..sorry
Midget: u call that old
Midget: she is 50
Coelha: how old is LISA?
Coelha: 25?
Coelha: do you even know? Midget: mid 30's
Coelha: oh...so you are looking for some young meat
Coelha: young rabbit meat
Midge: ahhahahah shut up
Midget: i am not looking for anything miss
Midget: all in ur mind
Coelha: and like you said: I'm a very bright gal"
Coelha: enough said...i'm spent
Midget: u are i can tell
Coelha: i got you down..i know your whole story
Midget: u think u do I need a new career. coelha@aol.com
beach - bum
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