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Rain, Rain, Go Away...
12:15 p.m. 2005-04-08


April showers bring May flowers…

I love flowers and everything, but all this rain is getting to be real tiresome!!!

Word has it that Prince Charles is marrying his Camilla this weekend. Lovely. I think they both deserve each other. They cheated on both of their prior marriages, so they do have more than a few things in common. I hope they live in forever bliss. I do suggest that they both get their teeth whitened however. I saw some of the memorabilia that they are selling to mark their wedding this weekend. Let’s just say if your face is going to grace a mug or a plate, white teeth are a lot more attractive. You would think that they would know better since they are so “important” and so “royal”. This is not to suggest whatsoever that I would even think of buying something so horrid as a souvenir of these two people. I would much rather buy something with the Pope’s face on it; he’s so much cuter, and holy and important, and royal…

I miss the Pope! The world, the atmosphere, just doesn’t seem the same. It’s like there is a huge hole out in the sky; the world just seems a little darker than usual.

Coelha@aol.com





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