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Happy Momma's Day :) 10:10 a.m. 2005-05-05 To all the moms out there: (No, I didn't write this, but I got this in an email. I wish I could attached the pictures that came along with it...oh well.) Somebody said it takes about six weeks to get back to normal after you've had a baby...Somebody doesn't know that once you're a mother, "Normal," is history. Somebody said you learn how to be a mother by instinct...Somebody never took a three-year-old shopping. Somebody said being a mother is boring...Somebody never rode in a car driven by a teenager with a driver's permit.
Somebody said "good" mothers never raise their voices...Somebody never came out the back door just in time to see her child hit a golf ball through the neighbor's kitchen window. Somebody said you don't need an education to be a mother...Somebody never helped a fourth grader with her math. Somebody said you can't love the fifth child as much as you love the first...Somebody doesn't have five children. Somebody said a mother can find all the answers to her child-rearing questions in the books...Somebody never had a child stuff beans up his nose or in his ears. Somebody said the hardest part of being a mother is labor and delivery... Somebody never watched her "baby" get on the bus for the first day of kindergarten. Or on a plane headed for military "boot camp."
Somebody said a mother can stop worrying after her child gets married...Somebody doesn't know that marriage adds a new son or daughter-in-law to a mother's heartstrings. Somebody said a mother's job is done when her last child leaves home...Somebody never had grandchildren. Somebody said your mother knows you love her, so you don't need to tell her...Somebody isn't a mother. Coelha@aol.com |