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Finger Found
1:07 p.m. 2005-05-13


Finger found!

Anna lied. Oh dear. According to the news, the finger that Anna said she bit into while eating chili belongs to an associate of her former husband who lost a finger in an industrial accident. Okay, but I don’t still understand HOW she got that finger. Did this “associate” give it to her? Did he say, “Hey Anna, I have this finger here that they can’t re-attach, and I have no use for it. Do you want it?”

I am picturing in my mind associates of Wendy’s are celebrating and dancing in the streets at this very moment. I’ll pass the chili, but I think I’ll have one of those Frosty treats. Yum!

Lying is bad—especially if it inflicts pain to others.

Coelha@aol.com





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