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Life is too short for: 3:54 p.m. 2005-09-12 Life is too short to endure the following: Burnt popcorn—JUST THROW IT AWAY Cheap dates (Men who will take you out if they have a coupon-for example.) Bad bras—(especially when the under wires is stabbing you in the chest.) Rude people Snooty people—smile at them until it hurts. Reality Shows—most of them anyway. Naked cartoons on T.V.---honestly, it’s really disturbing. Re-runs---unless it’s I Love Lucy Rap music---sorry, I hate it; ya’ know wha I’m sayin? Jerry Springer Larry King; aka: Mr. Burns Tom Cruise in love….. Chatroom drama… Stale cookies Fake fruit Holey socks Cold showers Cheating husbands/wives Blind dates Being “on hold” for more than 2 minutes; having to listen to Billy Ocean’s Caribbean Queen, over and over again…. Credit cards—they must be destroyed. Unseedless grapes. |