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I Love My Job
2:06 p.m. 2006-08-23


I Love My Job!

The lost Dr. Seuss Poem:

I love my job, I love the pay!
I love it more and more each day
I love my boss, she is the best!
I love her boss and all the rest.

I love my office and its location,
I hate to have to go on vacation.
I love my furniture, drab and gray,
And piles of paper that grow each day!

I think my job is really swell,
There's nothing else I love so well.
I love to work among my peers,
I love their leers, and jeers, and sneers.

I love my computer and its software;
I hug it often though it won't care.
I love each program and every file.
I'd love them more if they worked a while.

I'm happy to be here. I am. I am.
I'm the happiest slave of the Firm, I am.
I love this work, I love these chores.
I love the meetings with deadly bores.

I love my job - I'll say it again -
I even love those friendly men.
Those friendly men who've come today,
In clean white coats to take me away!

Note: If anyone knows who wrote this, please contact the Fried Social Worker so that the proper credit can be given :)

Found At: http://www.friedsocialworker.com/lostpoem.htm





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